My marketing strategy

It seems that I just can't get enough of the hottest topic on the Indian blog scene today. After reading all the posts from various blogs I realize that someone just swallowed more than he could chew on.

Here's my take on the whole issue. This is how I would sell my institute. Laugh loudly if you like it. Comments welcome.

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post are mine.. what the hell... no they're not mine (It was my alter-ego). Any resemblance to any person, place or thing is purely coincidental but unfortunate. These opinions are not attributed to my employer, my parents, my neighbourhood watchman, or Sabu the giant from Jupiter(There goes a volcano). Anyone who's itching to sue me, be advised that I've got a total of Rs. 23.58 in my savings account. So tumhari daal yahan nahi galne vali.