Suicide and video-conferencing

It seems that the media has started providing long distance telephone call service to needy people. An example of this is the recent suicide attempt by one Jahnavi Kapoor and the subsequent telecasts of her talking with her mother and her brother live on national television. Oh, did I say telephone service? Change that to videoconferencing. Its quite simple really. All you have to do to get selected is to dig up some sensational issue, preferably about yourself or it could be about any celebrity. For example, you can claim to run away from home because your parents didn't agree to an inter-religion, inter-caste or same-sex marriage. Or you can tell the news channel about your relationship with any celebrity. That's it. The news channels will take it from there. They'll hook you up with the celebrity, with your parents, relatives etc. You'll also have the choice of having either an astrologer or a psychiatrist at your disposal. Umm, I just cut my fingernail. Do I qualify for the long distance call? I need to call up Arjun Singh urgently.