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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

My marketing strategy

It seems that I just can't get enough of the hottest topic on the Indian blog scene today. After reading all the posts from various blogs I realize that someone just swallowed more than he could chew on.

Here's my take on the whole issue. This is how I would sell my institute. Laugh loudly if you like it. Comments welcome.


Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post are mine.. what the hell... no they're not mine (It was my alter-ego). Any resemblance to any person, place or thing is purely coincidental but unfortunate. These opinions are not attributed to my employer, my parents, my neighbourhood watchman, or Sabu the giant from Jupiter(There goes a volcano). Anyone who's itching to sue me, be advised that I've got a total of Rs. 23.58 in my savings account. So tumhari daal yahan nahi galne vali.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Integrity in advertisements

All these ads about skin creams making you whiter than before, detergent powders cleaning your clothes cleaner than before, shampoos making your hair silkier than silk got me thinking about one thing. Do these ad agencies actually show what the product claims? Does the model - whose hair looks as if the dog has just had its afternoon nap in it - really wash her hair using the shampoo and make it smooth as silk? If so where did the ad agencies pick up such a model with hair like candy floss? Or if not, how did they manage to get her looking like that?

I've thought about this after I saw an ad of floor tiles, where a man picks up spilt ice-cream from the floor and gives it to his wife, who unknowingly eats it and enjoys it too? What is this? I mean I understand what the message the ad was trying to give, but the execution...? Would anyone in India knowingly pick up food fallen to the ground and eat it? I think not.

This question comes up mostly during ads of cosmetic and grooming products. The most blatant of these - the fairness creams and the toothpastes. I don't have any experience of the former but I can comment on the latter. I've been using a toothpaste which claims to make your teeth whiter in 30 days. Assuming that the average 75gm toothpaste tube lasts for a month(?), I can say that I've used up two of these tubes without any marked improvement in the whiteness of my teeth. Yeah, my gums have surely become more redder, and my tooth brush needs replacing. This makes me wonder how in the world do the models on TV manage to whiten their teeth in a matter of 60 seconds? Beats me.

The bottom line of course is that why should the actors have any qualms about doing ads which exaggerate beyond a limit as long as they're getting paid? I guess I have a lot to learn about economics.

Changes in the Indian cricket scene

Well well! The current Indian cricket team coach has outplayed everyone's (surely mine) by taking some really daring steps with the team. A few weeks ago he made it clear that he won't tolerate any complacency in thet team be it by the captain of the team itself. And now we see Dravid as the new captain. I was watching the first one day between India and Sri Lanka in the morning and saw some changes, which seems to have worked atleast for the current game. Irfan Pathan coming in at no. 3 and scoring an eighty. And looking at the current score (117/5), it seems that the bowlers aren't doing too bad either. But of course, one can't make an accurate prediction by just one game. If India do win this game, Sri Lanka will definitely bounce back in the later games. Only by seeing how India maintains a winning streak over a longer period of time. (Well, M. Jayawardene just clean-bowled by Murali Karthik, who's sporting a new hairdo again!)

It's good to see Tendulkar back in form. He's scored some 93 runs and looks in good nick. Well during his injury days, I was reminded of a few lines from the famous song by Simon and Garfunkel 'Mrs. Robinson'...

'Where have you gone DiMaggio,
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you..."

Now that Tendulkar's back in the team and hopefully in form, we'll look forward for an explosive Diwali treat.

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