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Friday, December 29, 2006

Does creativity come in bursts?

Now that my keyboard has start clicking, it doesn't feel like stopping. Looking at the sudden flurry of posts on my blog after a long time of inactivity, I feel that there is something periodic about creativity. I feel that creativity is likely to come in bursts. There are times when a person is at a low mental energy level for a long time and then suddenly due to some trigger or stimulus, something clicks somewhere and out comes a long list of ideas. This probably explains why sometimes my blog isn't updated for a long long time and then I keep on spewing out post after post. Though there are ways how one can artificially stimulate oneself (no naughty naughty, I mean through exercises like brainstorming), personally I feel that it is better to let the creative spark come on its own. I read somewhere on the net that the best ideas are likely to come in the bed, the bus or the bath. Was it Einstein who said this? I don't remember clearly. For me the best ideas come during bathing or just after meditation. Yup when the mind isn't thinking of something important, that is the time when it is most likely to come up with new ideas.

Here is an excellent article which reconfirms why blogging daily is not that important. Time Magazine, however, doesn't agree with this theory of creativity in burst and has a nice article here. Just to test out my theory, I sorted my blog posts and created a chart showing frequency of posts month-wise. And it seems that there is a periodicity of about three-four months when I blog at a healthy rate (I'll have to improve this).



Thought partly I also feel that the inactivity on my blog could be due to my laziness. I think up of ideas, write a post in my mind, but I'm too lazy to convert it to a concrete form. Another thing I have to improve.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Don't hurt my religion

Reference: Bull's biltong

The moment Ravi Shastri said on TV that he was eating beef, I knew that it was bound to build up a controversy, if not by the fundamentalist parties, then by the over-enthusiastic news channels. Poor Shastri should have realized the 'cost' of enjoying that juicy piece of meat on national television. Of course, these people are just trying to hog the limelight which in itself is becoming more and more common in the country nowadays, what with new and strange records being attempted and broken. Anyways, what my point is that the people who filed the case wouldn't even know what biltong is if Shastri hadn't described it.

I'm just hoping that the Jains of the country don't go up in arms. Eating potatoes, onions, garlic etc. is forbidden in their religion. And by chance, if someone is seen eating a juicy vada pau on television, God help him. Mr. Ramadoss, are u listening? how about a blanket ban on these vegetables too for the sake of peace in the country?

PS: On a related note, here's another South Africa delicacy (Bunny Chow) which I sampled more than once with disastrous after-effects on my stomach. Only if I could get a recipe for the same. Search, Google, search...

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Tis' the time to be merry

The earliest memory I have of Christmas is probably reading it in an Archie's comic book. Riverdale was completely transformed during the festive season. Weatherbee was less stressed out, even Reggie was at his best behaviour. It seemed to be the best time throughout the year. Another strong memory of Christmas for me was watching Home Alone. I think that movie encapsulated what Christmas is all about in America. Of course, I was more interested in the cool tricks that M. Culkin played on the Sticky Bandits rather than understanding the spirit of Christmas. Though I've had no first hand experience of Christmas, I always found it an interesting concept. As a child, I though that getting gifts was obviously the best thing about it. I'd also imagine that it would snow in my town and we'd build some snowmen. Of course that was all pure fantasy. Another thing I was excited about was Santa, and his yearly visit through the chimneys, and propping gifts in the red stockings that hung in every home. I think I contemplated asking my mother to stick a sock in my own house when I was small, but then I probably let go of the idea when I felt Santa wouldn't be visiting India anytime soon.

All said and done, I still haven't celebrated Christmas myself, though I would love to. Maybe some time in the future, when the time and place is more suitable. Anyways, here's an excellent Archie's story which exemplifies what Christmas is all about. I scanned it from my old collection. I apologize for the discolouration by marker pens. It seems my younger brother didn't have much to do except 'preslefying' Reggie. Ive tried to remove as much as I could through Photoshop.















Enjoy the comic.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Rose & Grape

Winter is here and so are the days of cold cream and moisturising lotions. Back when I was young(er), there used to be simple white Vaseline/Ponds/Nivea cold cream. Things are different now. Last night as I was going through a medicine cabinet, I found a small box of cold cream - it contained rose and grape. It got me thinking - Is there any combination of fruits, vegetables, flowers & herbs the cosmetic companies haven't used to tempt the user into buying their product? And don't label me an MNC basher yet. This is the situation even for companies touting herbal or ayurvedic remedies. Rose & grape, honey & almonds, cucumber & avocado, chocolate, apple & lavender. The list goes on. Just get two nice sounding names, preferably one of them a little exotic, and add a little perfume/essence and sell it in a new box - Voila. Orange essence in your toothpaste will take care of your gums, cucumber will help you get rid of dark spots under your eye. Ok, some of them may be effective, but many of the others ride on the mindset of the customer to try out new things, to keep up with the Joneses. Bathing with a soap - or rather a daily bathing lotion - containing lavender & apple sounds so much cool than scrapping your skin with Lifebuoy.

"So how much does this bottle cost?"
"Sir, the price is written on the bottom."
I turn around the bottle, and look at the price. The amount was roughly equal to the price of normal soap bars for an entire semester while in college. I tell him that.
"Oh sir, but you see, these herbal extracts are not available in India, they have to be imported from Brazil. Also it contains one-fourth moisturing lotion!"
Yeah right, I thought. As long as it contains three-fourths BS.
I ask him with a deadpan look, "I've heard that they have come up with a new toothpaste containing karela and cauliflower. Do you have it in stock?"
The shopkeeper scratched his head, "Oh really? No sir, not right now. But I'm sure if you check next week, we'll definitely have it."
I buy my usual brand of soap and leave the shop, shaking my head in wonder.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Ek Anek Aur Ekta

Remember the cute song which went - Suraj ek, chanda ek, tare anek! It was heartening to find this clip on the Internet. I never expected to be available or this popular still. But a simple Google search revealed that it lives on in the minds and hearts of those who grew up during those days. Doordarshan has thankfully preserved it, though in a very low resolution.

This animation was ubiquitous during my childhood days. I found out through IMDB that clip was actually made in 1974 by a now obscure director known as Bhimsen. The animation was simple but endearing. What ensured its success was a strong message given by a widespread medium. And of course there were no cable channels those days. So everyone watched the only channel available, Doordarshan. Who knows, there might still be such gems airing on DD. Watching the clip after so many years brought back fond memories of getting up early on Sunday morning to watch cartoons. Personally I feel this clip should be shown by all the cable channels and it should still be played on TV. It has the potential of sending out to the country a much-required message.

Himmat se jo jute rahe to bada kaam bhi hove bhaiya... bada kaam bhi hove bhaiya...

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Bas karo Lalooji

Recently we had Laloo Prasad Yadav give a lecture on the Indian Railways in IIM Ahmedabad. But as it turned out, he was there only for eye candy (An oxymoron, if there ever was one!) The answers and explanations were given by his subordinates - the actual people responsible for handling the changes. Now there are news reports of Laloo Prasad being invited to Wharton and Harvard, probably to do the same thing. I do not oppose the Indian Railways being discussed & studied at these B-schools. What I wonder is why does the railway minister need to go along too? I don't think his contribution is required much there. If all he is going to do is to quip a few sound bites, I think it would be better for him to concentrate on doing that to his political rivals here in India. Udhar kya woh Bush Presidentwa ko paath padhayenge?

Further it seems to me that Laloo's role in the Indian Railways turnaround is a bit overhyped. If we go by the facts, it seems that Laloo is just enjoying the fruits of the hard work put in by railways officials in the last five years. It is just Laloo's fortune that he happened to be the Railway Minister when the turnaround showed some results. And I do not blame him. I'm sure his rival Nitish Kumar would have done the same thing. That's what politicians all around the world do - Promise. Not act. Claim. I don't think Laloo's the kind to miss out on such an opportunity. I just hope he doesn't take the whole family and a dozen of his favourite cattle along with him as well. But then again, he could teach them Americans a few things about milking cows efficiently.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Just a test post

Testing blogging from Windows Live Writer. Trying to break the application. Already Word 2007 broke. It couldn't recognize the new Blogger beta account and kept on asking me for the username and password. Thumbs down - MS.

Update: My tryst with Office 2007 didn't last even 24 hours. After multiple crashes from Outlook 2007 (which completely replaces Outlook XP) and Word 2007, I decided that a beta version - that too from Microsoft - wasn't my cup of tea. So its back to good old Office XP for me. I will wait for the final release and a faster computer. God? Any spares?

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Change

Human beings do not change. We merely grow. This growth can be positive, as in a habit becoming a strength, or negative, as in a foible becoming a vice. We can put on layers and layers of such makeovers, but the thing that defines each of us remains unchanged.

Try as we can, we will not be able to mask the core of what defines us. We can try to disguise it through good habits. We can let it go wild with no care in the world. But it won't change.

When is this core defined? I don't know.

How to know what that core is? Just close your eyes, sit quietly for 10-15 minutes and ask yourself the same question.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Che

Friday, November 17, 2006

Attrition

Here's a very interesting and relevant post on the IT industry (and I'm sure in the other sectors as well). Though it delves mainly on the prudency in serving the notice period, it highlights a major issue in the industry today. Attrition. Everyone (at least the HR dept) would agree that attrition is a major problem in IT companies. Employees, at the drop of a hat, leave their jobs and join some place else. This could be because of as trivial a reason as a slightly higher salary. And the way they do it is in an unceremonious manner too. And most often than not, it sours the relation between the employee and employer when it should have no reason to. The reason is two-fold.

Firstly many companies seem to get hurt when an employee gives them his resignation letter. They seem to develop hostile feelings to the employee from that point on itself. And many a times, due to this, the severance formalities take a long time to complete and with a lot of dhakke in true sarkari style. Yes, Indians, as a whole are not proactive enough. They have yet to learn the fact that even though the person is leaving for a rival company, the fact that he gave his best here, and he is leaving gracefully is sometimes overlooked. Many a times, the employee chooses to ignore the notice period and just get his hands clear of the company (especially if he's had a bad experience at the company).

The second reason why this is a major problem is that employees don't bother to realize why the notice period is there in the first place. Among other things, it is required so that the company can train another employee, so that in that last few weeks, you can transfer your responsibilities to that other person. This is important esp. in the software development level where the level of understanding your own code, no matter how beautifully written decreases proportionally to the weeks gone by. Then what would a complete newbie figure out in your program without your help? So it is easy to see why companies would be pissed off if you do not serve the notice period. Many people would think, I gave my resignation, why should I think about what they do, or what they don't with my work? Why should I ever contact them again? Well, then that's a basic attitude problem in such people and no one can change that. Many people think, everyone does it, kya farak padta hai? Padta hai farak esp. when you've done such job-hoppings more than you should have. Someday the IT Industry will bring out a black list of such job-hoppers and then you wouldn't have any place to hide.

The moral is that employees should learn to be more responsible (if they already aren't) during these last 'awkward' moments and should help the company to smoothly ride the transition. Secondly, companies should be proactive and not turn hostile to the employee who has genuine reasons to leave. If the person has fulfilled his responsibilities before leaving, why should you still be fuming? Thirdly, employees shouldn't break their links with their previous employers just because they're not within meeting distance of each other. The world's a small place and someday you might just meet up again. And you would like to be introduced as someone who handled all existing responsibilities before looking for higher opportunities than as someone who shirked his work and snuck out the back door.


PS. May have many grammatical mistakes. Guess I'm done for this Sunday.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Farewell Schumi

We've spent many exciting Sundays together.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The accident

“Anna!” Ramesh shouted out to one of his waiters, “take this order to the Apogee institute.”

Anna looked up from the table he was wiping, slapped the wet cloth over his shoulders and ran up to the manager’s seat.

“What am I taking?” he asked.

“It’s a Mysore masala dhosa and an onion uttapa. Go to the second floor and get this bill signed. And come back soon. There are many deliveries to be made,” Ramesh said.

“Will they give the money or…” Anna started to ask.

“No, they’ll probably add it to their account. Stupid people, can’t even pay regularly. So just get the bill signed, okay?” he explained.

Theek hai,” Anna replied and picked up the plate which was kept on Ramesh’s counter.

Arre, cover it with a newspaper first,” Ramesh reminded.

Feeling embarrassed, he grabbed a newspaper from the sheets hanging beside the counter and covered the dish carefully.

“What’s wrong Anna, aren’t you well? You look worried,” Ramesh asked him.

“Nothing, sir,” Anna replied. “My sister is getting married in a few months and I’m worried. There are a lot of things to take care of in the village. I may require a few weeks’ leave.”

“OK, we’ll discuss that later today. Go now, you’re getting late for the other deliveries,” Ramesh told him.

“Yes, sir,” he said and rushed outside.

Ramesh turned around to find someone to take the next delivery until Anna returned. Hardly had he left the counter when he heard a loud screech and the harsh scraping of metal on asphalt. Since the noise was so loud, he assumed that the accident had happened somewhere close to the restaurant. The road in front of the restaurant was notorious for such accidents. It being a college area, one could see teenagers showing off their fancy bikes and cars. Sometimes they went overboard in their stunts and crashed into something or the other. Just last week, a boy had crashed into the back of a rickshaw and toppled the unstable vehicle over. In the time the rickshaw driver managed to get out, the offending car and its occupant had already reached southwards to the next suburb. The rickshaw driver, bleeding from his head, tried to single-handedly turn his vehicle the right side but couldn’t manage. Ramesh had run out and had brought him in to his restaurant, made him sit on of his table and had attended to the driver’s wounds.

Even as Ramesh stepped out on the road, he saw that a crowd had already gathered around the fallen person. He could see a bike lying a few metres away from the crowd. The headlight had broken and there was glass everywhere. He looked further away to see a safety helmet just rolling to a halt. The safety helmet didn’t look too safe in the middle of the road. As soon as it rolled to a stop, a car would suddenly strike it again and it would get thrown to another part of the road. Ramesh, normally a hardcore fan of football, didn’t appreciate the irony of the game which was being played out there. He looked up towards the sky and mouthed, “If you’re trying to be funny, that isn’t definitely isn’t.”

The impatient honking of the cars caught his attention and he turned towards the people in the crowd who were pointing and mumbling among themselves. No one moved to help the victim whom Ramesh still could not see. He pushed his way through the crowd and was shocked when he saw Anna lying spread-eagled on the ground. He didn’t seem to be bleeding but he clearly was in pain. He ran to the fallen boy and asked him whether he could move. The pain was evident in Anna’s face as he tried to shake his head. His face was twisted into a painful grimace. Ramesh ran his hand over Anna’s hands and legs to see if there was any fracture. He glanced up at the faces in the crowd who were still looking down at the whole spectacle. Ramesh tried to control his frustration and asked them to help him lift up the boy and carry him into the restaurant. A few people came forward and took positions beside Anna. He had suffered a huge cut on his forearm which was bleeding rapidly.

“Ok, everyone together now, lift,” he said.

Just as they lifted Anna, one of his hands plopped down lifelessly and hung by the boy’s side at an unnatural angle.

The crowd was pointing anew at this new development, towards the bloody hand which was oscillating with very step Ramesh took towards his restaurant. Blood was dripping freely from Anna’s right hand, dripping on to the ground, dripping on to the trousers of the people who had gathered around him. The crowd suddenly decided that the whole affair was over and went back on their ways. The few people whose clothes the blood had dirtied, grumbled and swore silently. Ramesh and the men gently lay Anna on an empty table. Ramesh carefully put Anna’s hand by his side, and pressed his handkerchief against the cut. He told one of the waiters to run to the clinic nearby and call the doctor. He directed another to bring some water. He quickly checked for any other cuts, and felt relieved when he didn’t find any.

The doctor arrived and immediately set open his bag on the table. He fumbled with the antiseptic solution and told Ramesh to remove the handkerchief from the wound.

“I’ll take it up from here,” the doctor said.

Ramesh left the blood red handkerchief on the table and sat on his counter with a heavy sigh.

“What do you think doctor?” Ramesh asked, worried. “How bad is it?”

The doctor grunted while wrapping the bandages around Anna’s arm. He had already dabbed some soapy water on his arm and the bleeding had reduced. The twisted arm looked less bloody. “Well, it looks like that he has a fracture in his left hand. But he will survive. Won’t you?” the doctor asked, looking at Anna.

The boy could manage a weak smile.

“He was lucky that it was a two-wheeler,” the doctor continued. If a car had hit him at this speed, it could have been much worse. Speaking of that, where is the driver of the motorcycle? Was he hurt?” asked the doctor.

“I don’t know. I never saw him,” said Ramesh dismissively. One of the waiters replied for him, “No sir, he wasn’t hurt. I think he was just bleeding from his mouth.” The waiter had seen the driver stand up after some time. He had collected his helmet, climbed on his bike and had driven off.”

Ramesh ran his hands through his hair, and looked around. Everyone was looking at the table on which Anna was lying and watching the doctor work. Slowly, the customers resumed their lunches, some mumbling silent prayers for the boy while others shaking their heads at the carelessness of the waiter. “See how young the boy is. I hope he gets well soon.” “He should have looked on both sides before crossing the road. People run about on the road and the driver of the vehicles has to take the blame.”

Ramesh stared at the bowl of saunf kept on his counter. Just then the phone rang. Although he was in no mood to pick it up, he did. A clearly irritated voice spoke, “Arre Ramesh yaar, why haven’t you sent the dhosa yet? How long should we wait for it? Our lunch time is already over. Tell your boys to be fast, man. Those stupid guys stand at the paan shop all day and smoke. Put some sense in their heads, will you?” Ramesh listened quietly as the voice shouted profanities and reminded him to be strict with his employees. Without showing any sign of anger, Ramesh quietly kept the receiver back into its cradle and walked out of the restaurant. He glanced at Anna from the corner of his eye and stepped out on the pavement. He looked around at the road. People had resumed their work, vehicles were plying normally. Some one had carried the plate of the dhosa to one side of the road. He watched the people walk over it carefully. A few dogs caught its sight and sniffed at the strange mixture. They overturned the plate and started to devour the contents heaped on the road. Ramesh saw the bill floating in a puddle of water nearby. It was coloured with Anna’s blood. The water mixed with the blood and absorbed it until the redness dissolved completely. All signs of the accident had vanished.

Ramesh looked up across the street. He could see a big board advertising the institute. He read slowly “Apogee Institute”. Below it in bold letters - “Etiquette: You learn it here.”

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The United Gods of India

Down on the earth, people may be killing each other in the name of religion. But up there, it seems that everything is in harmony among the Gods of the different religions. In an interval of less than a week, they have conjured up a ‘miracle’ each to appease their followers. In the beginning we had the sea water turning sweet, attributed to Allah as one of his great miracles. Not to be left behind, just a couple of days later, we had the Hindu deities develop a sudden predilection for milk and started gulping them down in spoonfuls. And today, the Christian community must have felt a newfound wave of faith by the news of a statue of Mother Mary weeping.

Is this an indirect message of the Gods for the people of their community, urging them to have faith? Maybe it wouldn’t be too hard to imagine them playing a game of some kind. “Oh I’m going to try to make the sea water sweet. What about you?” “Me, I’m going to drink up some milk. And you?” “Oh I don’t know, I feel like crying.” Or is it that the competition up there too has increased and they seem to be jostling for space in Heaven? "You want to stay up here, you better show some miracles down there."

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

59 years of Independence















...and all we have to show for it.

Happy Independence Day

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Where is the love

I was listening to Where is the Love by Black Eyed Peas. I was wondering how beautifully the lyrics reflected the current state of what happened a few days ago in Mumbai and the state of the country in general.

People killing people dying
Children hurt and you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

An eerie coincidence

I'm reading the book Maximum City by Suketu Mehta. I had bought this book because I had heard so much about it. The book lived upto and beyond my expectations. I was expecting a collection of stories about the humdrum life in Mumbai. But it is a powerful and potent look at the underbelly of the rotting city. A bold foray into the Mumbai underworld along with many other things. And that is what I found strange.

Last Sunday I was in Mumbai. At around 1pm I heard news about the Shiv Sena bandh. I did not know the reason then. At that very moment, I was reading a chapter in the previously mentioned book. Black collar workers, the underworld calls itself that. I'll quote some of the lines which I read that day sitting in Mumbai waiting for my train. I was waiting on platform one at Borivili station.

These are some quotes from the book:-

...but it won't be like last time; this time they are prepared and will respond instantly. Many people in far off places will die. The gangs have stockpiled equipment. "We have a rocket launcher but we haven't used it." Stinger missiles from the Afghan war have been distributed over the subcontinent, held in reserve for the next big riot...

...the tension is building every day. M**** speaks with fear ahead. What we can't imagine will happen. The next affair will happen all over the world...

And now I heard about the bomb blasts. The papers are saying these are the biggest since 1993. For me it is an eerie coincidence. Two days earlier I was at the same station where two bombs were placed. Four days later I'll be at the same station, with the same book in my hand.

May God give some strength to the relatives of those who died or were injured. Some guilt into those who perpetrated it. Some sense into the government for doing something about the common man's security.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Indecision

This is a devil which has bugged me for the majority of my life. I make a decision and forget about it. Then suddenly, out of the blue, my mind starts thinking about it again. Should I or should I not? What if I do it, what if I don't? The subject isn't important. What is important is that I spend a lot of time, and energy on thinking about it. It leads to a lot of sleepless nights, to grey cells wearing themselves out by the constant friction of hesitation.

A manager is supposed to take quick and firm decisions. Who says I'm a manager? Being a hard-core techie, I believe in the principle of perpetual optimization. Even my blog title (... A never-ending journey) says that. If a few new parameters make a system unstable or less optimal, then you have to reconsider your decision. You have to rearrange your variables, recalculate your formulae, and reiterate your answer. Therefore, in my view a decision can never be considered to be final. There is always the possibility of something added to it (or removed from it), something which tilts the scales to the other side, something which disturbs the equilibrium and stirs up the dust in the mind which has just started to settle down. Then all one is left with is to get back to the drawing board.

What is the latest dilemma over which I'm posting this in the middle of the night (2:14AM to be precise)? It is important to me, very important. To others? I don't know and I shouldn't care. The events in the next few days should present a clear picture, even to myself. For now I have to relax and think (is that any oxymoron?). I have an interesting week in front of me, celebrating a birthday, and meeting up with close friends.

If anything, my indecision has given my something to write about on my blog, which was embarrasingly still after I posted the short story (which has done wonders for me in Google).

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Book review: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

The first thing I noticed about this book is that it is huge. A monstrous 891 pages long. After I had read The Fountainhead (thanks to my cuz), I had always wanted to read Atlas Shrugged. After finishing all the interviews, I had nothing to do at home. So I started this book. It took me around 15 days to complete it (a side product of this was a nifty little tool I made to track my daily and weekly bookmarks, ultimately displaying a really useful graph which helps me understand my reading habits). I found out that I read the most on Wednesdays. What's the use of this? Who knows It will help someday somehow. Anyways on with the review.

The book starts on a good note and the development of characters is quite crisp. The contrast between the brother-sister duo of James and Dagny Taggart is interesting. But somewhere in the middle, the book veers off on a long journey which sometimes bores me. I really get distracted when authors start on some side-topic and write pages and pages on it, and you're just mindlessly moving your eyes over the lines, and then suddenly you come back to the original storyline and you almost miss it. Michael Crichton is another author who does this often. Somehow it makes me feel that it is being done just to increase the number of pages.

No doubt, if Howard Roark was the eternal struggler in the Fountainhead, so is Dagny Taggart in Atlas Shrugged. But the character I liked the most was Hank Rearden. His cold, impersonal but logical talk made him a man to fear and respect. The villain of the story is not a single person as in The Fountainhead (Ellsworth Toohey), but a collection of "moral" industrialists.

The climax of the story is of course John Galt's speech (won't disclose when and where). After a continuous spattering of his hard-hitting words, the story picks up pace and finishes surprisingly as an action novel. A nice read but I prefer the Fountainhead due to its clearer and stronger message about individualism.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

A friend in need - I

I finally decided to upload this short story I wrote long back. I had previously given it out to few people to review it and comment on any errors I had made. I've decided to post it online. I'm dividing it into three parts so that everyone can read it easily. Hope you find it interesting.

Update: This story is set in India. The dialogues between the characters are as spoken by locals. This may include ungrammatical English. To update readers on the vernacular language/references, I've included footnotes at the end of the story (part 3).


A friend in need
by Kirtan Acharya

Mohan had just returned from work, and was settling down to read his evening newspaper. Glancing through the paper, he commented to his wife, “Nothing but crime in the papers. Look at what is happening in New Delhi. That city is going to the dogs.”

His wife brought him his tea and sat down beside him. She turned to Mohan and said, “That’s true. Luckily, the situation is much better in Mumbai. With Priya’s call-centre[1] job, I would have been really worried if we were in some place like Delhi or Gurgaon.”

Mohan said while sipping his tea, “Oh yeah. Has Priya talked to her boss about her raise? She’s been working there for three years. They should make her the group leader by now. It will be a boost in her career prospects and will...”

His wife interrupted, “Don’t you think we should get her married now? I have had to make excuses so many times to Mona aunty. She was saying that she knows a few suitable boys for our Priya. Don’t let her work longer now, otherwise her marrying age will pass and then no one will marry her later.”

“But let us first ask her what she wants and when she wants to get married.” said Mohan.

“Why to ask her? You have spoiled your daughter to no end,” Mohan’s wife complained. “See, all her friends are already married.”

“But Sheila, are they happy?” Mohan turned towards Sheila and asked her. “These youngsters think it’s a fad to fall in love and get married. But do they take responsibility for maintaining their marriage? See how Radha’s marriage has turned out. She’s not even 23 and her parents got her married. Now what is happening between them? Fights, arguments and nothing else. Look at Priya instead. She’s just 24 but she can live on her own. She may still be single, but she can stand on her own feet. She’s responsible and I’m sure when she feels she’s ready she’ll herself say that she wants to get married.”

“Hope she doesn’t have a boy-friend. Guys, these days, can’t trust them. Just the other day, Mona aunty was talking about how one guy living in her society building dumped her girlfriend and ran away to Dubai. What would happen if…?” Sheila moaned.

Mohan interrupted, “That Mona aunty seems to take much pleasure in gossiping about other people’s misfortunes. Doesn’t she?” Mohan folded the newspaper and stretched himself. He lay down on the couch and closed his eyes.

Still worried, Sheila asked, “Why don’t you talk with Priya? Ask her indirectly whether she has a boyfriend. Do it at least for me. I’ll feel better.”

“Yes dear, you’re right. I’ll talk with her,” Mohan agreed, wanting to end the topic. Sheila took the empty tea cup from the table and stood up. “I better start preparing dinner,” she said and went to the kitchen. Still lying on the couch, Mohan spoke out to his wife, “Sheila, you remember Deepak? My friend from college?”

Sheila’s voice rang out from the kitchen, “Yeah, you told me about him. He was one of your closest friends in college, wasn’t he? What’s he doing now?”

“Yes, he was one of my closest pals. He was a quiet and an intelligent fellow. I didn’t meet him since he got married. But you know I saw him today while coming back from work. I was at a traffic signal and he was in a rickshaw just beside my car. I called out to him. He was on his way somewhere. He said he was looking for a place to rent a car for a few days. I told him to take Priya’s car instead. I gave him our address and invited him to our house for dinner. He said he will be here at around eight.”

Mohan stretched for the TV remote and fiddled with it. “Why isn’t the TV working?” Mohan asked. “Oh, I forgot to tell you. It’s not working since afternoon. I couldn’t even watch my serials,” answered Sheila. “Did you call the showroom? It’s not even five months since we bought the TV.”

“No, I didn’t have the phone number. Please see if you have their card with you. I don’t want to miss the final episode of the All India Talent Hunt tonight,” reminded Sheila over the whistle of the pressure cooker.

“OK, I’ll call them up. Don’t worry,” Mohan removed his wallet from his trousers and found the card. “Kkiran TV Sales and Service,” Mohan read out and smiled to himself, “It seems that even these fellows have caught the Ekta Kapoor bug[2].” He dialed the TV showroom’s number and asked them to send someone to look at the problem. He kept the phone clearly irritated. He imitated in an obsequious tone, “Yes sir, we’ll immediately send our customer support representative to deal with the issue.”

“Do these guys charge so much for using such hi-fi language?” Mohan asked his wife.

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Mohan’s nap lasted for hardly fifteen minutes when he was woken up by the shrill ring of the doorbell. Sheila went to open the door and saw a man standing by the door. He still had one hand on the doorbell and he had a cigarette in the other. He seemed respectable but his clothes were all crumpled and soiled. She didn’t recognize the man and so she just stood there waiting for the man to speak.

“Hello. I am Deepak, Mohan’s friend. Is he here?” the man smiled and spoke.

“Oh yes. Hello, how are you? Please come in, please come,” Sheila invited him inside. “Hey man. How are you Deepak?” Mohan came to greet his friend. He hugged his friend, held his friend’s arm and led him to the living room. “So, long time no see man. Where have you been, Deepak? No contacts from you from so long,” asked Mohan.

“Yeah, it’s been a long time,” Deepak replied. “I’ve been sort of really involved in my work.” “Sheila, won’t you make some nice hot tea for my friend here?” asked Mohan. Sheila nodded, smiled at Deepak and went in the kitchen. “Hey that’s no excuse,” continued Mohan. “If I had your number, I would have definitely called, no matter how busy I was. So how are you? Where exactly are you working man?” asked Mohan earnestly.

“I’m in Pune, in a software company,” replied Deepak. “Good for you,” Mohan said. “You’ve always wanted to work with computers. So how’s the job? What do you do there?”

“Well, I’m a software designer. The job’s nice and the pay’s pretty good,” answered Deepak. “I’m sure it is nice, whatever it is that you do,” joked Mohan. “You know I don’t know anything about computers. Remember how you used to solve all those computer programs for me in college? That Saksena surely suspected something fishy but couldn’t catch us.”

Both of them laughed. Deepak replied, “The pay is excellent but it is too hectic. It eats up the whole day.”

“Hell, you were one clever student in school. I’m sure you can handle all that,” said Mohan. Sheila brought Deepak tea and some biscuits and set the tray on the table. She sat beside Mohan as he continued his conversation. “You didn’t even come to our marriage. What was the excuse? Too busy in your own honeymoon?” joked Mohan.

“No yaar. I was in Bhopal that time. Ramu had told me that you had finally decided to get married,” said Deepak and smiled. “Remember how you used to brag in school that you were going to stay a bachelor all your life.” He turned to Sheila and said, “Bhabhi, he was a real Casanova in college, I swear.”

Sheila rolled her eyes in mock anger. Mohan smiled embarrassingly. “But it’s a good thing you decided to finally marry,” continued Deepak. “Bete, tum bhi kam flirty nahi the,” Mohan said. He turned to Sheila and explained, “Deepak Mehra, romeo no. 1, they called him.” He turned back to Deepak and asked, “So how’s your married life?”

Suddenly Deepak’s face turned grim and he shook his head. “It didn’t turn out good,” he said. Sensing his discomfort, Sheila excused herself by saying that she had to make dinner.

“So Deepak, where are you staying tonight? Why don’t you stay over here? I’m sure we’ve a lot of things to catch up with,” asked Mohan. “No yaar. I’m staying with my relatives in Mahim. Maybe some other time,” said Deepak.

“Then at least have dinner. We’ve a quiet night ahead. The kids are not at home and the TV’s not working. We can talk till late night,” asked Mohan.

Deepak reluctantly agreed but his face brightened, “I’ll have to call them up and tell my relatives.” “Call them up and tell them. Also, why don’t you get fresh? Your clothes seem to be in a mess. Where had you been?” asked Mohan looking at Deepak’s clothes.

“Oh I came from Pune in a general compartment in the train. And it was really crowded,” replied Deepak. “Ha, ha. Try traveling from Dadar to Andheri in a local train[3] during rush hour. You’ll come home a squashed vegetable. Even the first class compartments are no good. Good thing I got myself a car. The peak hour rush is too tiring,” said Mohan.

“That’s good,” said Deepak while getting up to go to the bathroom. “Yes. It is much more convenient,” said Mohan showing Deepak the bathroom. “Third switch from the right,” Mohan pointed. When Deepak came back, his face was still down. Mohan asked him, “What happened, Deepak? Something wrong?”

For a while, Deepak just sat looking down. He clasped his palms together and spoke, “Nothing Mohan. I messed up my life and marriage. We had so many fights between us.”

“Why, what’s wrong?” asked Mohan anxiously. “My job used to eat up the whole day. I would hardly get to spend time with my wife. And my kids, they are not doing too good at school,” Deepak confided.

“Oh, marriage troubles. Hey, fights do happen between husbands and wives. Don’t take it to heart. I have had so many fights with Sheila. Try to work it out with your wife,” suggested Mohan. “Ours’ were more than fights. I’ve tried a lot to make it better. But now it’s too late,” said Deepak dejectedly. “What do you mean it’s too late?” asked Mohan, more shocked than surprised.

“I’m all confused as to what to do. Listen Mohan, I need your car for a couple of days,” asked Deepak ignoring Mohan’s question. “Can you lend it to me?” “Sure,” said Mohan.

“Are you sure it won’t be a problem for you?” asked Deepak. “No man. My daughter Priya’s got a car. And she works in a call-centre. So she doesn’t need the car during weekdays. It won’t be a problem at all,” said Mohan. “What’s up? Are you planning to going on a trip or something? You could use a vacation,” said Mohan and smiled at his friend.

“Yes, maybe I do need a long break from things,” said Deepak softly, and stared blankly at the wall.

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“Dinner’s ready,” interrupted Sheila. “Do you want to have it here or at the dining table?” she asked. “Serve it here only. We’ll have it here, like we used to eat in the canteen. Remember, Deepak?” Mohan stood up to clear the table of newspapers. Just then the door bell rang.

“I’ll get it. That must be the TV repairman,” said Mohan as he went to open the door. “Saheb, for TV repairing,” said the man.

“Yeah, come on in. You took a very long time,” said Mohan. “Saheb, I couldn’t find the building,” the repairman replied. “Oh ok,” said Mohan and pointed towards the TV. “Good thing you’re not working as a ‘pizza delivery representative,’ you'd be fired in just under 30 minutes,” mumbled Mohan.

“What, saheb?” asked the man, confused. “Nothing. Just find out what is wrong with the damn TV. And let me tell you it is still under warranty. So I’m not going to pay a rupee for any repairs,” warned Mohan. “No no saheb. We don’t receive too many complaints for our TVs. But I’ll check it up. It will not take a long time,” he said. He put his toolkit by the TV and started fiddling around with the TV. When Mohan sat on the floor by the table, he noticed Deepak again in a sad mood, nervously looking at the floor. Sheila had set up a couple of plates for the two of them. She said to Mohan that she would have dinner later. She served them both food and sat by the side quietly. She noticed Deepak eating very slowly and quietly. “Bhaisaheb, is the food ok? Should I bring salt for you?” she asked.

“No, no, bhabhi the food is excellent,” Deepak looked up and smiled. Mohan turned to Sheila and said, “Deepak’s planning to take a vacation for a few days. He’s asked for our car. I said that it won’t be a problem with us. But he’s worried that it will cause us inconvenience. But I told him that it will do him good to take a break from his hectic work.”

“Yes, it sure will be good. You can take our car. You are Mohan’s close friend. Why are you worried about the car?” Sheila said. “Thanks yaar,” Deepak said to Mohan weakly.

“Hey man. What thanks?! After all I’m your friend. Don’t you remember Roshni madam’s favourite saying? A friend in need is a friend indeed. She never got tired of repeating that to the whole class,” said Mohan and laughed loudly, almost choking on the food.

“Sahebji, I found out the problem. See I told you nothing was wrong with the TV. The fuse has blown in the stabilizer. You can never trust the electricity supply these days. But I have an extra fuse. Your TV will be working in no time,” said the repairman proudly, who had been working quietly and efficiently at the problem all this time.

“Oh, even my friend here could have solved the problem. He's an expert in electronics. I shouldn’t have called you,” grunted Mohan. He gulped down some water to clear his throat. “Right, Deepak?” he asked. Deepak managed a weak smile.

“Easy now, don’t swallow your food without chewing,” chided Sheila while she stood up to offer second helpings. “What is this bhaisaheb?” said Sheila when Deepak refused to eat any more. “You had so little. It seems that you didn’t like the food.”

“No it’s not like that. The food was lovely. It’s just that I’m in a hurry to go,” said Deepak.

“Go?! Where? Deepak, I’m not letting you go so easily,” said Mohan. “It’s been so long since we met, and you’re already in a hurry to go. What’s the matter?” “Mohan yaar, I know, but I’m in a hurry. I have some work to finish,” said Deepak. “OK, but I won’t let you go until you’ve had dessert. Sheila, bring out the ice-cream. I’m also done,” said Mohan while getting up. They both washed their hands and sat down on the sofa when the TV repairman finally stood up.

“All done, saheb,” he said. “Your TV will work now. Want me to turn it on? Which program you want to watch? Crorepati[4] dekhna hai? Ya CID?” he asked earnestly.

“Just turn on the damn thing and check if it is working properly,” said Mohan irritated by the obsequiousness of the repairman. The repairman turned on the TV, surfed through the channels randomly, and when he was satisfied, he finally stopped on a channel. Sheila brought ice-cream for both of them and stood behind the sofa. “Oh the TV’s working. Good,” she said. “Here’s your ice-cream,” she offered.

But Mohan and Deepak didn't pay any attention to her. They looked at the TV intently. The repairman stood by the side, remote in hand, looking smug and happy as if he had just revived someone through CPR.

The TV blared, “…was found in the bedroom by one of the neighbours. She seemed to be strangulated to death. Deepti Mehra was a house-wife and it is still unclear as to who could have done this. There seems no sign of a break-in or burglary. However, the police are on the look out for her husband – a software engineer, who’s still absconding. Neighbours said that relations between the two were very strained. The couple used to fight almost every night and there would be a lot of screaming and crying in the late hours of the night. This tragic incident puts a question mark on the relatively low crime rate in Pune and could affect its growing reputation as a major software city.”

The tray of ice-cream slipped from Sheila’s hand and crashed to the floor as she covered her mouth with one hand, trying unsuccessfully to stifle a scream. The TV customer support representative broke the silence. “What happened madam, are you not happy with the service?” he asked in a worried voice.

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References:
[1]: What are call centres?
[2]: Ekta Kapoor's obsession with the letter K
[3]: Mumbai's local trains
[4]: Kaun Banega Crorepati - Indian adaption of Who wants to be a millionaire?


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Monday, March 13, 2006

Gaurav Agarwal, Venkatesh Shankararaman

IIM Ahmedabad - $185,000 from Barclays

IIM Bangalore - Gaurav Agarwal - $1,93,000 (Rs 85 lakh)

IIM Bangalore - Venkatesh Shankararaman - 30 lakh (Mumbai)


Sigh.....

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Larry Page & Sergey Brin’s ultimate fantasy

I was just thinking some time ago as to how I’m just wasting my time sitting idle. I thought I should be reading a book or learning something. As I was thinking about this a thought came to my mind. I was imagining if there would be some way to quickly assimilate a book. Faster than speed reading, some what like what sci-fi movies show robots doing. Reading a book in a minute or so. Then, I thought, I would be able to assimilate all the information in the world This led me to thinking about the mission statement of Google – “To make easily accessible to people all the information of the world.” Then I put two and two together and started wondering whether Google would someday introduce a tool to allow people to index and search their own brains. That would be Larry Page’s & Serge Brin’s ultimate fantasy come true. Here’s my description of what it would be like.

It would consist of a hardware chip installed behind the ear which would do the necessary indexing, preferably during sleep. It would draw electricity from the nerve impulses within the brain. To active the search, all you have to do is to touch together the tips of the index and ring finger of both your hands. Then say out the search query (or in a more advanced and private version, just think about it). Close your eyes, and the Google chip will display the search results directly on your retina. Say out (or think about) the serial number of the result you want to browse, and your brain will retrieve and display the memories to you in full vividness.

With such a tool, you’ll never feel the embarrassment of forgetting the birthdays of your girlfriends or your marriage anniversary. It will help you to remember your shopping list without writing it down. You’ll make and remember more contacts because you remember everyone’s name correctly. You’ll never need to take your camera with you anymore. Just sit back and surf back to that last picnic on the beach with all your classmates, to the first day you drove a car, to the day when you first went on a date. Whenever you miss your boyfriend or girlfriend, just close your eyes and do an image search. Post-it notes will be a thing of the past, with all the to-do lists stored in your brain and ready for retrieval literally at your fingertips.

Of course, one problem with this kind of technology would be faced during gameshows. Everyone will become a crorepati dwitiya times. In exams, students will be able to access their brain for page to page, word by word description of the answer. A solution to this would be to install lockable rubber caps on finger tips of students while exams so that they rely on their natural memory. But then in such an age, why would anyone want to rely only on their memory anymore?

Some of this seems too fantastic to be real today but I’m sure one day, technology will reach a level when using such a tool will be as common as using a computer.

What would such an application look like? Here’s an example. Hold together your fingertips and close your eyes! :-)

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Friday, March 10, 2006

The world is flat

Some time back, I had heard a lot about the book 'The world is flat' by Thomas Friedman. I finally got the chance to read this book, and I must say that I'm pretty impressed by it. It starts with how Christopher Columbus, while searching for India, reached America instead and realized that the world is round. Thomas Friedman says that he, on his visit to Bangalore, found that the world is flat.He goes on to describe the concept of outsourcing and off-shoring, and how the two main players in this, India and China are changing the global landscape.

Other than outsourcing and off-shoring, he talks about other flatteners such as the Internet, Netscape, Google etc. He talks about how important it is in today's world to be specialized otherwise one can get lost in the rat race and be nobody. The book is pretty detailed yet easy to understand. I believe anyone involved in the IT industry should read this book sometime or the other. A pretty accurate description of the rapidly changing economies of the developing world and how they will affect the developed world.

Tags: books

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Terrorism in India

Yesterday evening, Varanasi was rocked by multiple bomb blasts, one at a temple, two more at railway stations. Another terrorist act made easier by the lax security provided by the authority. The government is to blame too. After such an incident happens, it does not waste a second in criticizing the act and doing ‘ninda’. Furthermore it will announce some compensation to the kin of the affected. But is this the right way? Shouldn’t the government and the police ensure that these things do not happen in the first place? America after 9/11 sealed its borders tight, and increased its internal security to a level which ensures that such attacks do not take place in the future. Does India need its own 9/11 to wake itself up from its slumber? Even if such a bold attack would taken place on India, I think the government would hardly do anything than doling out money to the affected. I am not saying that compensation should not be given. But ask the family of those injured or killed by such bomb blasts, and they would infinitely prefer having their family members close to them to having one lakh rupees.

The fact that terrorists are able to target places of worship, education institutions (IISc, Bangalore) shows how big a gap we have in the internal security of the country, and how complacent the authorities are. The adage, “Prevention is better than cure” applies more to our countrymens’ psyche than to anything else.

The point is that the government should put its reserve police force into continuous protection of such public places, so that such instances can be prevented in the first place. These days, we do see a couple of policemen patrolling in each of the long-distance trains, but that is not enough. There should be proactive checking at railway stations. On our part, we should stop grumbling and understand that such security checks are for our own good.

India is ‘shining’ in so many sectors. Don’t her people now deserve some security and safety in their own cities and neighbouroods? Don’t the people deserve a surety from the government that they or their loved ones won’t be suddenly blown apart in their own land? Don’t the people of India need the confidence to go to work in the morning and come back to their homes safely in the night? The government should take a leaf out of America’s Dept of Homeland Security - which was set up after the 9/11 attacks - and have a similar setup which is responsible for proactively maintaining peace within the country. Even the CBI or any centrally located investigative agency can take the responsibility by dedicating a branch for this.

Luckily, the people still haven’t lost their cool over these attacks. But this doesn’t mean that the government can take it easy. It is time that the heads of the country take a step further from offering condolences to the family of the bereaved and doing kadi ninda of such incidents. If the government wants India wants to become one of the top nations of the world, it is time that the average citizen receives protection from such terrorist attacks and a promise that within India’s borders, her citizens are safe.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Best playback male

Well well, it seems that Himesh Reshammiya has finally carved his name in history. By becoming the best playback male in the recently concluded Filmfare award. Too bad he wasn't sure of himself winning the award that he didn't even attend the function.

It seems that after writing a long rant about the fellow, he has finally proved himself. But in my defence I have to say that I never questioned his popularity. It was clearly evident that this song, like his other songs, was bound to become popular with a part of the audience. What I want to know is the criteria of selecting the winners in each category. If the winners were chosen on the basis of viewer votes, then there is no doubt that he would have won. But if the winners were chosen by a panel of judges I would like to know the criteria used for the selection.

With his new album already making good sales, he shows no sign of stopping. I can only shut my ears in protest and scream out loud.

Monday, February 27, 2006

The chemist's store

Have you ever noticed the atmosphere and the general mood of people at a chemist's store, especially at one which is near a hospital? I've seen that people normally do not talk much as they would in any other store, even with the shop owner. Most of them have a prescription written by the doctor in their hand. No layman could ever decipher the coded prescription written by the doctor, and so they quietly hand it over to the chemist. The look on their face is one of concern as their eyes follow the chemist while he is searching for the medicine. Some of them look away, staring into nothingness.

The reason for all this - one of their friends or family is lying in a bed back at the hospital. Part of their mind is in that room waiting to comfort the patient. Part of them is worried thinking of what ifs and buts.

As soon as the chemist gives the medicine, the customer goes through the medicine doubly checking whether the medicine is the right one. However, still not able to read what the doctor has written, they accept the better judgement of the chemist, and quietly pay for the medicine. Then they quickly make their way towards the hospital to be back with their loved ones.

The aura at a chemist's store does feel like a mini heartbeat.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Conditions Apply

This phrase has become so ubiqitious in the advertising world today that we hardly come across a print or media ad which doesn't have this phrase in fine print. It is there only for a second or so, and sometimes hidden innocously in the screen. No sooner than you have started assimilating the 'offers' given by the ad, and started to list the benefits by this new offer, you see this phrase 'Conditions apply.' The front-end of the offer is just two simple words, but on finding out more, one finds a long list of terms and restrictions which are mandatory to be followed in order to reap those benefits.

A few examples of this is the popular Caller Tunes or Hello Tunes provided by the mobile companies. As you must have heard of this term, it presents your callers with a song instead of the normal ring-ring sound. Hello Tunes is advertised as free to select. But the 'Conditions Apply' fails to mention that calls made to that number will be charged 6 Rs/min, and that you need to provide a monthly rent to continue the service. And people are willing to pay the charge quite happily. Another example of this was in the recently famous talent hunts which are cropping up in each and every channel. The hosts of the show and the contestants themselves never get tired of reminding the viewers to vote for their favourite contestants by dialing this number or sending an SMS to that number. But while the viewer is busy watching the grin on the contestant's face, he or she fails to watch the tiny reminder which has appeared and gone in a second saying that SMSes will be charged at the rate of special numbers.

Advertisers will clear themselves of the blame by saying that they provided the fine print, and that it's upto the reader to make sure of that. And frankly they are only partly to blame. If the user, attracted by the offers, forgets to read the fine print, they are to be blamed too. What is the use then complaining about being cheated?

Marketing can sometimes tread the thin edge between what is ethical and what is not. And only the alert customer will be able to realize which is on which side. As the saying rightly goes, caveat emptor!

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