Definition of an optimist

An optimist is someone who is happy about the weight-loss while sitting in an airplane that is crashing straight down.

Of tunnels and bright lights

People talk about seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, but what if you're in the wrong tunnel? Where does that tunnel lead to?

Raincloud

Today the evening sky was suddenly consumed in the dark clutches of an enormous rain-cloud and the sky turned from a dull gray-blue to pitch-black in a matter of minutes.

On life and bullshit

Then God said, Let there be light: And there was bullshit.

God is a DJ

If God is a DJ, why doesn't he ever play my song?